Most people don’t believe that I was old enough to watch Mighty Morphin Power Rangers during its original run. Heck, most people don’t believe I was born prior to the turn of this century. But, alas, I have proof! Right over there: >>>
When Power Rangers premiered 24 years ago—August 28, 1993—I was on the cusp of turning six. Now, as I approach 30, I’ve seemingly reverted back to my elementary school days and, thanks to Netflix, I’m reliving my first childhood obsession. While it’s been more than two decades since we first met the Rangers, to me, it feels like yesterday. Here are just some of the lessons learned (and remembered) thus far during my binge in honor of the show’s anniversary:
- Billy the Blue Ranger was basically the glue that held the team together…
Jason might’ve been the ideal leader, but Billy was the brains behind the operation. He created the team’s essential gadgets, including the communicators that also allowed them to teleport in times of need. He designed the machine that ultimately transposed his brain with Kimberly’s, and he repaired the entire command center after the Evil Green Ranger sabotaged both Alpha 5 and Zordon. He could cure Alpha of any virus, and he could develop devices that’d rid the world of Rita’s monsters in his private lab. I think it’s safe to say that, if Billy were an actual person, he’d be more successful than Elon Musk by now.
- …and he’s the most handsome Power Ranger, too.
Don’t agree? Then you’ve obviously never seen this photo: >>>
Plus, when in glasses, Billy exuded that Clark Kent vibe, which—considering he’s his own sort of Superman—seems ever so appropriate (and attractive).
- Walter Jones, Zack the Black Ranger, should compete on Dancing with the Stars.
He had the moves back then and, if you check out his Instagram (@walterejones), you’ll see that he still has the moves now. He’d be the perfect contestant! ABC always tries to lure viewers using boy band nostalgia, etc. Why not hit us right in the childhood?
- Day of the Disappointment: That time I thought I was going to meet Walter Jones, but didn’t.
My mom took me to our local ice cream shop because “Zack the Black Ranger” was scheduled to make an appearance. We arrived semi-late, but still within the designated time frame, except it didn’t matter. Instead of meeting Walter Jones, we came face-to-face with some puny man in an oversized helmet—think Rick Moranis in Spaceballs. If you’re curious, no, I still haven’t met Walter Jones, but the ice cream shop eventually went out of business, so I guess karma really does come back to bite everyone.
- Tommy was destined to become the Green Ranger because he had the necessary wardrobe.
In Angel Grove, if someone wears the same color day after day, they’re probably a Power Ranger. Rita didn’t even need to second-guess herself when she transformed Tommy into the Evil Green Ranger because his clothing coordinated. How the other Rangers didn’t automatically zero in on him from the start I’ll never know. Tommy’s taken on many different colors over the years, though, which must get rather pricey. He must buy new clothes during each transition, after all.
- Sorry, Cory and Topanga, but Tommy and Kimberly were the true power couple of our time…
For some reason, 90s kids are still enamored with Cory and Topanga’s love story. Sure, they were cute, but if the writers had been realistic, Topanga would’ve moved away during Season Four, marking the end of their romance. Plenty of my friends moved away throughout the years, but their families didn’t move mountains just because their kid couldn’t bear to leave their friends.
Tommy and Kimberly, however, were truly meant to be. (Shh, don’t tell me what happens when Kimberly leaves the show! I haven’t gotten there yet…) Even the episode where Tommy lost his powers was ultimately happy because he got the girl. Every 6-year-old on the playground wanted to emulate these two—that’s why there were 20 Pink and Green Rangers running about at any given time—and deep down, we’re probably all looking for this sort of love because they ruined us forever and no one’s ever measured up.
- …but when it comes down to it, I’m all about that Billy/Trini friendship.
It’s hard to put this bond into words. Trini was always there to translate Billy’s scientific lingo, and she conquered her fear of heights to save him from an onslaught of Putties. Though Thuy Trang might be gone, she’ll never be forgotten… and I’ve got the sneaking suspicion that she was just as kind and smart in real life. That’s quite the legacy, if you ask me.
- Oh, and can we talk about Trini and Kimberly’s friendship, too?
Female friendships are often seen as superficial, as they always seem to devolve into competition over some man, or so popular culture would have us believe. But, when it comes to Kimberly and Trini, there’s nothing but love and admiration. Even Lord Zedd’s evil jealousy spell couldn’t tear these two apart. Their example was subtle, yet perfectly attuned to their target audience.
- Bloom of Whom: Apparently I used to think Kimberly’s name was Geranium.
My mom claims that, before I started watching the show myself, I thought the Pink Ranger’s name was Geranium. Honestly, I don’t remember this at all, but if my mom’s correct, then I suppose she should just be glad her 6-year-old could even say Geranium in the first place. Once I can finally time travel, I’ll visit my younger self and save her from years of embarrassment.
- Every time I rediscover something I’d completely forgotten, I get to relive my childhood.
Some things are hard to forget. For instance, I’ll never forget that I hated “Calamity Kimberly” (S1 E31) because she didn’t deserve to get stuck in that jar/barrel/jug thing. But when I rediscovered the RADBUG, I squealed with delight! I’d also forgotten about Scorpina and the Thunderzords. I can’t wait to see what else I have yet to remember.
- Affirmative: I’m tempted to adopt some of the show’s catchphrases and use them in everyday conversation.
While 1995’s Clueless brought us countless catchphrases that we still use, albeit ironically, today, Power Rangers was a 90s gem that was just slightly ahead of its time. Highlights include:
“It looks totally far out and funky down the drain, dude.” –Kimberly, “Clean-Up Club” (S1 E37)
…and, of course, this glorious moment from “A Bad Reflection on You” (S1 E38).
Oh, how I pity today’s youth. Their lingo will never be as “morphinomenal” as this.
- Parents who found fault with the show’s “violent” nature clearly never watched an episode in its entirety.
Adults are notorious for blowing things out of proportion. Many thought Power Rangers was “too violent” for young children back in the day. But, if they bothered to watch the show, they would have realized that, from Day One, the Rangers never escalated any fight without cause. (It’s quite literally one of the stipulations that came along with obtaining their powers.) Even when teaching martial arts classes, Jason and Tommy always emphasized the fact that the skills should be used in cases of self-defense only.
Instead, parents should’ve focused on the underlying themes of friendship and teamwork. From the environment to animal welfare, the Rangers strived to bring peace and love to Angel Grove and the world with every breath they took. They fought battles great and small, and they’re still worthy idols today, for their fight—the good fight—rages on. We might not have special powers, but together, we have the power to overcome the monsters that threaten our world right now.